Kids say the cutest things.

Below is a compilation of some (rather funny) things that some people I know sent me as per my request. They will be published (yes, in print) in a (teensy weensy)magazine I write for called Rio Kids Magazine in June. If your quote made the cut, I will be happy to send you a copy. Toodles.

Michael, 3-“I’m going to bite you, and you’re going to like it.”

T.C., 3- “Look at the Murder-Cycle.”

Aubrey, 3, a child of DVR -At the circus and needing a bathroom break, “Can we pause it?”

Callie, 3- After a night of fireworks, “Please, Jesus, just one more!”

Noah, 6- “Keep it positive, Mom. That’s what Dr. Phil says to do.”

Jordon, 6- “Are we poor? All we have for dinner is frozen cheese pizza.”

Bo, 8- “It really stinks being so cute. The girls are constantly fighting over me at recess.”

Mikayla, 3- While showering with her aunt, “My mom has some of those, but they aren’t that big.”

Micah, 2- When asked where she would like to have her birthday party, she replied, “On some tables, Mommy.”

Abby, 2-“B-I-N-G-O, and Pongo was his name-O.”

Rivers 6-Excited about her trip to Disneyworld, she wrote her friend a letter about it, “Dear T, Tower of Terror. Love, Rivers.”

Adam,-After grandma asked how he liked the pie, “I like it, but it does something to the back of my throat that makes me want to throw up.”

Bryson, 3-After being asked who the president is, he replied, “Barack O-MAMA.”

Trinity, 6-After a long lecture from her dad about being in charge and knowing what he was talking about, Trinity asked (and her dad couldn’t answer), “Oh yeah, well who was the 27th president of the USA?”

The End-
But, OH, Wait...This post wouldn't be complete without the adorable photo of Micah getting ready to kiss her little sister...Though it does resemble an "I'm gonna wring your neck" incident, it was all meant in good, sweet fun.