
Things I didn't think I would say today:
"Stools are used to climb ON the potty, not IN the potty."
"Don't share the granola bar with the dog."
"Get off the windowsill."
"Please don't wipe your snot on me."
"On the count of three, you better be off the potty."
"Quit jumping on the cereal."
"Let's climb under the table for fun."
"Are you throwing up?"
"Where are your socks? That is the third pair you have lost today."
"Children cannot use bleach products."
"Let me check your ear."
The worst one of the day:
"Get out of the toilet."