Things I didn't think I would say today:
"Stools are used to climb ON the potty, not IN the potty."
"Don't share the granola bar with the dog."
"Get off the windowsill."
"Please don't wipe your snot on me."
"On the count of three, you better be off the potty."
"Quit jumping on the cereal."
"Let's climb under the table for fun."
"Are you throwing up?"
"Where are your socks? That is the third pair you have lost today."
"Children cannot use bleach products."
"Let me check your ear."
The worst one of the day:
"Get out of the toilet."
6 comments:
Those are all awesome!!! I love how Trinity looks in this picture, so angelic :)
The girls look beautiful in this photo. Emory looks like Beyonce saying "you should've put a ring on it" Also, one day I think you should have a contest where we match up your quotes of the day with which kid you were saying them to :)
This picture says it all. Love it. Miss you and I can't wait to give you an extra squeeze. We need to come to your new place! I miss Matt and the girls. Maybe weird unknown Aunt Tara can give 'em a good talkin' to!
I love it! What about. "if you put any more water in the tub, it will sink." ....or whatever it was to that effect that you said last night. :)
See you soon!
Look at those faces. Not that I don't believe you, but how could those precious faces cause a mother to say such off-the-wall things???
he...he..hee.
Can't wait to see you. :)
I love the quotes you put up here! Definitely entertaining, and I feel like I've said at least half of them before. Ha! The girls look beautiful in this picture!
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