Drive-Thru

Have you ever noticed those trash cans they put out before you get to the drive-thru window at fast food places like McDonald's or Dairy Queen? You know, the odd-shaped ones that kind of look like a long funnel, resembling a speaker, maybe? Well, have you ever accidentally pulled past the speaker where you should place your order for your Happy Meal or Blizzard and stopped right in front of that speaker-shaped trashcan? And if you have done this, have you ever started talking to the trash can asking things like, "Do you charge for water in a cup?" or "What type of freshly baked cookies do you have today?" And if you ever ordered a Hamburger Happy Meal with only ketchup at one of these speaker-shaped trashcans, did it ever answer you and tell you that your order will be $3.42 and tell you to "Please drive forward to the next window." ? Mine didn't either.